Ridiculous Job Posts

Full figured? Jersey Shore Snookie got you feeling like you could be a star too? Okay maybe snookie looks like an orange sausage patty with eyes. But, she is on MTV. Some guy with a creepy fetish fine establishment wants you to strip down and show off your cellulite to hawk a new product. Creepy guy compares JLo and Rose McGowen and even spells Heidi Klum’s name incorrectly. Red flag!!! Pay starts at a cool $150 an hour. Besides these pictures might be the motivation you need to get your ass off the couch and out for a jog. The holidays are over and January is the slowest month of the year…

NUDE MODELS Tasteful photos 4 cellulite prod mag ads no face needed (Boca Raton, FL 33487)

Date: 2010-1, 2:23PM EST
Reply to: job-XXXXXX@craigslist.org

Need 3 models with Heidi Klume type body with a nice round butt like J-Lo or Rose McGowen. No skin and bones please. All races/ethnicities welcome. We want a rainbow of beautiful women. No tan lines or tattoos please! Must be at least 18 years old. Must be comfortable being nude in front of camera crew (no video, only photos).

Photoshoot is for an anti-cellulite product web/magazine/print ad campaign. Ads will run in publications such as Allure, Cosmopolitan, Shape, Fitness, Redbook, etc. Will also be used for websites. No Penthouse or Playboy type positions (the mags won’t take those). We will not be using frontal, but must be topless and bottomless. We will be photographing you from behind, so we won’t need your face. Body make-up will be applied on site.

Shoot will take place during regular business hours, therefore you must be available.

Show me your “assets” in pictures.

This is for a legitimate company with a legitimate product. We will not sell or share your images with other parties. Images will be strictly used by us for our advertising campaign.

I look forward to getting your reply with photos.

•Location: Boca Raton, FL 33487
•Compensation: $150.00 per hour
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.