Ridiculous Job Posts

I’ve been known to the push the boundaries with some of the nonsense I post, but I couldn’t resist plus this is an opportunity for me to stop eating. I am starting to look like a grizzly bear searching for honey.   Can someone tell me what an upscale or ethical Psychic Tarot Reader is ?  I mean I am reliable enough to tell people they’re gonna have money problems, might lose their job, may not find another one soon and that they have a crush on someone totally unattainable.  Bring on the hard problems…Will I find a mustard yellow pair of skinny jeans before Christmas? Or will I bump into my exes new girlfriend at the New Years Eve foam party so I can smother her ass? I keed, I keed. I would like to know what the job pays. I’d like to know if pimping my out “my kid” on Kid Psychics will be more profitable.. Work smarter not harder. I am starting to feel like Joey Francis aka Mr. Girls Gone Wild. Say less with more. I guess.

Professional Psychic Tarot Readers PROS ONLY (worldwide)
Date: 2009-12

Professional Psychic & Tarot Readers PROS ONLY. Upscale and Ethical Network seeks professional readers. This is a professional network – not a 900 line nor PRN. Clients are given the best because readers on APN are screened and passed testing prior to hire. Unlike other networks hiring anyone and/or hiring masses, APN offers added incentives, bonus and yearly pay raise increases. .

* Location: worldwide
* Compensation: contract
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
* OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.