Ridiculous Job Posts

Nothing like a good old rent a womb/buy some eggs ad during Desperate December. Is this guy gay, creepy or both? Don’t get all granola on me. I am just saying what I see people. What is a mixed “Asian” looking egg donor look like? Alexa Chung or Amerie.  Pretty and smart doesn’t necessisarily mean sane.  Am I the only one who imagines someone trading a baby for a suitcase full of money when I see these ads?  Although for 50 grand right now…I am ready to borrow some of my sisters eggs for this chump.  TLC get the cameras ready to capture a fathers journey from buyer to babby daddy!!

Please help me build my family, 10K++ compensation

Date: 2009-12
Reply to: jobxxx@craigslist.org

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I am posting this in the nonprofit ad section to attract smart and kindhearted women who may have not otherwise considered being an egg donor.

I am an accomplished 40ish year old US Physician living in the US and Asia, and would like to find a mixed Asian looking egg donor. Being a father has been a lifelong dream for me, and I plan to raise my children in a very warm and loving environment and have all the support and resources one could hope for.

Ideally you might have graduated at the top of your class, attended a competitive University, are athletic and gifted in the arts, and have an IQ of over 130. You should also be very attractive, between 18-30 years old, in good health, with a healthy family history.

In relation to compensation, I am happy to be generous for the right donor. You would be compensated $10,000++ for your egg donation. For the right donor, I would be willing to financially support you in freezing your own eggs for your own personal use, offer you comprehensive genetic testing for your own purposes, and set up an educational fund for your own children. The value of these added benefits could be upto $50,000. I am offering this in hopes that this opportunity could be mutually beneficial especially for that amazing woman that would have never considered being an egg donor.

If seriously interested, please email a short bio and picture to newparenthood@gmail.com, ideally before January 15th, 2009.

•Compensation: 10K++
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.