Ridiculous Job Posts

Apparently, even in the recession  it pays to be a Santa, and really damn well in the ATL.  How would like $75 to $125 dollars an hour to fill your empty pockets or even better pay your electric bill? What you must be able to do is pass a background check, get your chat on and have a reliable ride to work. What it doesn’t mention is any kind of confidentiality agreement. Cha- Ching!   Oh to be a  Santa Claus in an Atlanta house this year.  Tyler Perry, The Real Houswives of Atlanta, Atlanta Braves,  Anderson Cooper, NBA  stars…wow… Santa Claus could be double dipping and working for the tabloids while he’s working with the kids.  Work smarter not harder kids.

 Some people prefer jolly, sexy and ethnic. We always took pictures with a black Santa at the mall. My mother insisted since there was one black man who was officially sneaking in all the gifts.  Over the weekend,  I took my niece to the mall and one of the Santa’s was queening out to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas” is you.  My niece was in love. We’re going to have to work on her gaydar.

Santa Claus Entertainer needed multiple parties (Atlanta and more)
Date: 2009-12-14

We are looking for an actor/entertainer who can play Santa Claus this November and December throughout Atlanta . You will go to consumer homes and businesses, read stories, talk to families and entertain the guests. You must have reliable transportation, be able to pass a background check, and have a REAL white beard.

Pay depending on experience is between $75 to $125 per hour.

We are a professional entertainment company that has been booking Santa’s across the globe since 1999. If you are open to this event or other locations across the USA and in China, please let us know.

We have over 300 professional REAL BEARDED Santa’s. Please email us a resume along with a current photo to Marcus@Santaforhire.com or feel free to call us .