Ridiculous Job Posts

All the Tiger wood’s drama making your head spin? From Tiger to Cheetah!!! Well  if anyone wants to forward this post to Ellen Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods she’s not the only one being taken advantage of.  This post claims to be Hollywood’s best internship, but the only thing stellar about it is the claim they have taken advantage of  helped more than 3000 kids with internships. They also name drop in a further effort to get you to work for free.  I love  how it says no experience necessary. Mmhmm that’s right! A monkey could answer that phone and tap on the computer and as a long as they can “ooooo oooo ” and take a message via the computer you may have to settle for what you can get.

Hollywood’s Best Internship!
Date: 2009-11

The Levine Communications Office Intern Program is one of the best and most dynamic in the industry. Over the last 25 years, more than 3,000 people from all over the world began their professional careers as interns for LCO, and an estimated 250 have continued to establish themselves in prominent positions within the entertainment industry. Just keep marching down that boulevard of broken dreams. Nothing like helping out your friendly Hollywood agency by working for free during a recession, after all if you were a full time assistant your paycheck would make you feel like you were damn near working for free.  Exposure is everything right?  Listen up kids! No one ever gets hired from an internship, even those that suck up!! Consider yourself warned before you  end up a nice young body under a pair of an  expensive pair of sheets in a house you’ll never be able to afford. Cynical ? Who me?  Live in this city long enough and you’ll get it. That’s if you start by working somewhere more legit, until then… sit there and look pretty!

We are currently accepting candidates!
The LCO internship program is in-depth and challenging. The bulk of which consists of one-on-one meetings with Michael Levine, the founder of LCO, whose clientele has included Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, David Bowie, Prince, George Carlin, among many others. This specific position is one of the most coveted in the firm as it involves working directly under Michael Levine, in support of his career. At LCO, we demand accountability, commitment, and a dedication to excellence. Self starters with an eagerness to learn are ideal candidates for this internship, which will open the door to a one of a kind experience and knowledge that has proven to be valuable professionally and personally. Currently, the position is available to students who are open Monday-Wednesday, or Thursday – Friday from 9:30-7:30p.m. and who wish to obtain an in-depth experience as a member of a team supporting an entertainment industry executive. After having completed the term, you will receive a diploma and letter of recommendation from Michael Levine. The LCO internship is among the most intensive and rewarding programs available for students interested in P.R., as the opportunities are truly limitless for those with the drive to succeed.
This is an ideal opportunity for a public relations/communications/business student.
THIS INTERNSHIP IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO THOSE WHO WILL START IMMEDIATELY.
No experience necessary.
Send your resume and a brief letter of interest to:

* Location: Beverly Hills, CA
* This is an internship job
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.