Ridiculous Job Posts

Are you sick of serving cheddar biscuits and half crab legs? Are you ready for your close up ? I read a  post this am that screamed  famewhore.  All you need to be is flirty, classy and hungry. Flirty & classy on camera plus restaurant equals fast food commercial.  Seriously,  if you’ve ever turned  someone on while eating a cheeseburger get your lip gloss out.  This holiday season you could be as famous Jarad the subway guy or that sexy Ronald McDonald.  Then your Uncle Bobby will be forwarding  your naughty YouTube commercial around the paper mill/car dealership/security department.  Hey, it beats the whole employee of the month thing over at HEB, for this month at least. It’s December and I say…make that money don’t let it make you!! Viral Video Rep Needed – Flirty/Classy
Date: 2009-11

Restaurant  XXXXXXX of America is doing a viral-video campaign.

We are looking for vivacious, flirty, sexy – but classy young women to represent our company in a playful, yet tasteful, series of short video tapes to be used in various forms of marketing, – most specifically the internet networking sites.

We have been in business since 1987 and have over 100 websites. Please feel free to take a look at us on the world-wide web at: RestaurantXXXXXXOfAmerica.com, or FREERestaurantAdvice.com, just to name a couple.

Filming should take no longer than one day per month, and the chosen participants will be paid a day-rate (negotiable) for their services.

If interested, please send photo(s) and short bio to Shirley, Director of Administration & Marketing, at: sq@freerestaurantadvice.com. Be sure to include contact information.