Entries Tagged as 'Model Actress Whatever'

Monday, January 4th, 2010

2010 Jlo’s & Rose McGowens Step Forward

Full figured? Jersey Shore Snookie got you feeling like you could be a star too? Okay maybe snookie looks like an orange sausage patty with eyes. But, she is on MTV. Some guy with a creepy fetish fine establishment wants you to strip down and show off your cellulite to hawk a new product. Creepy [...]

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Lingerie Model & Possible Receptionist Wanted

Praise Tyra! This ad is almost as bad as watching the first or second season of Top Model. Even Tyrannosaurus Banks sucked back then. Damn, what a bigger budget can do. What does a receptionist that makes 50 dollar an hour do behind the desk in lingerie? No, I am not kidding. I am printing [...]

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Pantyhose Model

Pantyhose Model? WTF? This is definitely an ad out of Kentucky. No doubt our man photog is lonely, has a fetish and entirely too much free time.  You own an electronics shop in Louisville? Time to set up the “panty” cam on all the creepy ass suspect employees that bring “gym bags” to work. I wish Brandy [...]

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Single Mom's In College Needed

Why do we continue to let television destroy all the good virtues in our culture?  Things like ; purity, honesty, being kind and having one sexual partner. Obviously, tragedy is the best form of entertainment.  Hell, I watch. I can’t wait for Tyra, Nigel Barker and Miss J Alexander to let the girls have it [...]

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Beautiful Ladies Earn Top Dollar From 3pm to 2am

Who says you can’t wear your welfare to work outfit to a real job? My head hurt for about 30 seconds when I read this ad. If you can’t afford the steak please don’t order one.  He needs to understand when he’s trying to ball on a budget he’s going to get what he pays [...]

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Black Bikini Models Wanted

What in the hot crispy hell? Twenty dollars an hour!  Is this supposed to be a recession modeling gig?  The recession has us all by the hands but I don’t know a black model including our precious video “models”  who would strip down for a mere twenty bucks an hour. Can I get a “Get [...]

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

COLLEGE COEDS BECOME A STAR AND BUY A HOUSE

No ladies this is not a job post looking for America’s Next Top Beyonce!!  Surprisingly enough they aren’t looking for “streetwalkers”. Looks like Austin may have it’s own Joe Francis soon.  I can see it now, a whole string of hot mess college girls are going to start booty shakin, and girating into web cams [...]