Entries Tagged as 'Actor/Actress'

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Cast Needed: Travel Show In Ecuador

This job post really made me want to become an “e-thug” and send a barrage of hate mail to this casting director.  I know actin a hot “Kool-Aid  mess” isn’t exactly the most appropriate “Internet“ etiquette, but when someone posts a job ad trying to cast a “documentary” and asks you to move to another country [...]

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Old Latino Gangsters Wanted Father and Son

As we head into this blessed MLK weekend let us look to the pages of Craigslist to reflect on stereotypes.  I mean why post a casting call when you can head to any check cashing spot in East LA and find guys like this. Nothing like a Latino minstrel show to get us all going. [...]

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Real Bearded Santas Wanted Clean Backgrounds Please!

Apparently, even in the recession  it pays to be a Santa, and really damn well in the ATL.  How would like $75 to $125 dollars an hour to fill your empty pockets or even better pay your electric bill? What you must be able to do is pass a background check, get your chat on and have [...]

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Hungry Video Vixen’s Wanted

Are you sick of serving cheddar biscuits and half crab legs? Are you ready for your close up ? I read a  post this am that screamed  famewhore.  All you need to be is flirty, classy and hungry. Flirty & classy on camera plus restaurant equals fast food commercial.  Seriously,  if you’ve ever turned  someone on while eating [...]

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Barrack Obama Impersonator

Well if you didn’t see President Obama’s Turkey pardoning YouTube should be in your future today. Gone are the days (for now) of the Clinton, Nixon and Bush rubber masks. Now, someone wants someone to impersonate the real deal in Minneappolis. Flavor Flav, Tracy Morgan,  Michael Vick here’s your chance. Maybe even Mya since Donnie [...]

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Social Media Pro Wanted In Austin

My soul has been set on fire again this am. The nice pure image I had of Austin, TX  (bbq, Everclear and Austin City Limits)  has been forever tarnished by this post.  Who but a dirty old man says your sex appeal will be exploited in the job ad?  Doesn’t that sound like “print the [...]

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Reggie Bush Look A Like

Happy Hallow’s Eve people! My soul has been set a fire! Today’s costumes already include a “dirty bag of laundry” an “enlarged prostate” and “Chucky, all of whom I saw poking around the aisles of my local liquor store on the way to work this am.  Speaking of ridiculous costumes,  today Tyra serves up her [...]

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Japanese BFF Wanted

I swear we are in our last days people. Only from the bowels of the Craigs List etcetera  section would a posting like this emerge, and so damn close to Halloween too.  Seriously, what could be scarier than a “lonely design engineer” looking for a cute young Japanese woman to pay for friendship? The killer [...]

Monday, October 26th, 2009

That Muffin Top Will Get You Paid

It’s that time of year again. If there was ever a time to help out a coworker in need, today is your lucky day.  Anonymously, send her this ad from CL.  Send it to her, from her .  At first, she’ll be pissed someone had the nerve to send it, followed by discrete embarrassment.  Do [...]

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Video Vixen’s Wanted ASAP

All you “bust it” babies get out your headshots, kini tops, hoop earrings  and glass heels. Apparently, there is a fresh video from the Hotlanta they you to drop it likes it’s hot in. For all those co-eds contemplating a career change, the words ” What the fuck did I walk into? ” will undoubtedly [...]