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Monday, December 28th, 2009

Professional Pyschic Tarot Readers

I’ve been known to the push the boundaries with some of the nonsense I post, but I couldn’t resist plus this is an opportunity for me to stop eating. I am starting to look like a grizzly bear searching for honey.   Can someone tell me what an upscale or ethical Psychic Tarot Reader is [...]

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Recover Cable Boxes In Boston

There are just a few jobs where you can expect to your ass “whooped” on the job, police officer, high school teacher in the hood,  city bus driver and now… recovering cable boxes in Boston.  Knocking on doors on the South side all day, preparing to meet people whose mouth give their eyes a run [...]

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Chess Coaches Wanted

“Looking for charismatic, fun, and fantastic chess coaches..”   Can we say alternative reality?  Who’s ever known a charismatic and fun chess coach?   In fact, the post should have said “Looking for dry, nerdy, serious chess coaches..” That would be more accurate.  Now if you’re only considering this job for the money, let me remind you [...]

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Wanted: Women Who Can Handle Their Liquor

Ladies, can you handle your liquor? I don’t mean two or three margaritas  and then pass out. I’m talking girls who can toss back half a handle.  Well if you’d like to share,  the gift & the curse could get you paid. Now for those of us at home, imagine a room full of 23 [...]

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Wanted: Part Time Soap Wrapper

So many posts on here are strange, bizarre, outrageous, sketchy or unusual. Today’s post won’t disappoint.  We’re still almost 2 weeks away from Turkey day and the dash of  the Xmas holiday season has already begun. For it’s part, my local grocery store has already tossed up a massive Xmas tree covered in tinsel with [...]

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Wheelchair Wally Seeks Woman

Looking for a totally different kind of job? Ladies, & Trannies listen up!  A horny old man in a wheel chair has posted an ad for your help. Yes, even men in wheel chairs get horny! Wheelchair Wally is seeking someone to help with light housework, cooking, baths, and even massage. He’s happy to discuss [...]

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Hippies Wanted

What in the Pee Wee’s Big Adventure hell?  One of our fellow countryman in Lincoln, NE wants to make a Hippy movie! While you’re digging out those headshots and working on your best lines from Almost Famous and Dazed and Confused, get this it’s a not for profit. So you’ll be shimmying and shaking in [...]

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Get Your Nap On! Get Paid!

Do you have a problem with a  relative, friend or even love interest who can’t seem to get a job doing anything?  Are you OVER paying all of the bills yourself ?  Well… this just in!  Now they can get paid to get their nap on.  No, they may not get their “smoke” on first (something’s gotta give), [...]

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Santa Claus We Need You

This year the recession might have you searching for a few extra coins. You may start recycling, hustling on Ebay or pick up a part time job to make those dollars. You probably need this job so bad  it might have you throwing down at the group interview for the local Santa Claus job. Take out the competition!!   Do [...]

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Cool Jobs Exist Too

Normally, we hate on a variety of crap jobs that we research and toss up here everyday. From personal assistants to video whores , fat super heroes and more. So much so that finding a normal job these days seems somewhat “ridiculous”. Take this one for instance, good city ( San Francisco) , cool title [...]